Monday, December 10, 2007

SHE

You have heard it, you have been annoyed by it, you have probably yelled at someone who has said it, you have probably even said it yourself. When someone says something that might be interpreted as sexual and then someone else says "that's what She said". If used in exces it can be the most annoying thing in the world. But have you ever stoped to think about who She is? How did She first start being such a skank who says such dirty things? These questions have been much on my mind lately because frankly, as Bo has so often sugested, i have too much free time.

So how did this joke start? I think this one guy had a slut girlfriend notorius for saying very sexual things and all if his friends make fun of him for it by saying "thats what Jackie said" whenever one of them used sexual inuendo. And after Jackie dumped him for a better guy his friends continued the joke but forgot the name and so it went from "that's what Jackie said" to "that's what What's Her Face said" to "that's what she said". And so it spread like a virus all over the country infecting our schools and malls and other hang out areas.

I beg all those who read this to try and stop saying using this horrible joke. I too am guilty of this monstosity and am trying to quit. So please let Jackie have here dignety back.

3 comments:

Zack said...

Matt, I know you are still healing after Jackie hashly broke up with you, but why did you go out with her in the first place. And, as i picked things up, she said Ugggghhhhh, Peter! alot too, so you might want to look into that.
:-{)

kit said...

She needs to expand her horizons. Sexual innuendo is unhealthy.

Alison said...

that's what she said!!!

jk, jk. that is the first time i have either said (or typed) that in my life, so I hope Jackie doesn't take that too harshly.

--Ali