Finale SongWriter

A couple days ago i got this computer program called Finale SongWriter, and it is awesome!!!!! i can write songs on it and listen to them be played right then. this will be awesome for writing music for Mudflower. the problem is now i need ideas for songs. so if you have any ideas for titles, lyrics, melodies etc. please tell me. just note that any ideas you give me may be used for me to make a lot of money off of and you will will not see a dime of it, unless you are in Mudflower and we use the song before i ditch all of you and launch my solo career (jk), and you may or may not be given any credit. yeah so help me out here!

PS-if you get this program then you can actually send your stuff right to another person who has the program using im, just putting it out there.

iMAS PREGUNTAS!

I got some new riddles! yay! see if you can get them.

#1)I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

#2)The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

#3)Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?

Have Fun!

P.S.- in the title the i is and upside down exclamation point.

People Suck

Being in almost all honor classes i am fairly sheltered form the fact that there are a lot of stupid and generally bad people in the world. But every B day form the 2nd half of block 3 onward i get a big serving of reality, that is to say gym and Spanish. In gym we have THE worst class, this is not just my opinion Lusk even said it. So these idiots annoy me because i work my ass off to do well in school and they don't do anything and they make it harder for other people do do stuff in class. Not only that but they are actually rally bad athletes but they normally win games in gym with a combination of foul play and stupid gym teachers who don't care about playing a fair game as long as people aren't actively being shanked. Now i don't mind loosing to these people if they play fair but they don't and it annoys me. People keep on saying that its a just a game and i shouldn't worry about it but i cant help it, i am a competitive person. I know that in the long run i will be a success in life and that they will aspire to be the supervisor of the fast food joint they work at. But i don't like to wait, is a little instant gratification too much to ask for? GOSH! I want to be able to beat them at something but the only source of competition we get is during gym, and i would probably be able to beat them if they didn't cheat. i think that the only thing that we have done in gym that is an actual regulation event and not poorly modified is the mile run which i killed those idiots in. Sigh, i think instead of gym we should have debating class or some sort of mandatory intellectual competition. i would destroy in that and i wouldn't need to cheat.

i know that i sound a bit mopey but this is how i vent. Complaining is my way to keep myself sane, and if i didn't do it i might just end up killing someone cough Butch cough cough Billy cough Dylan. sorry i got something in my throat. well now you know how i feel about stupid people, so DON'T BE ONE.

Suck it Tenors

Recently when listening to the radio and my iPod and all of the guy voices with very few exceptions are tenors. That is a high male voice for all of my musically challenged friends. And i am a baritone/base which is a medium to low male voice. So anyhoo seeing as i have an aspiration to be an actor this discourages me greatly because i don't have a high enough range to sing like any songs with out switching octaves, which is no fun. And all of the tenors can hit those notes and this makes me very upset. So i have come up with a to get back at all of those snotty tenors. For all of those who don't know some of my friends and i are trying, and failing pretty miserably, to start a band. Because i cant play an instrument to save my life i am the lead vocalist. So my plan is to sing mostly in a low range so that none of those stupid tenors can sing it the way i do. I have came up for the first title of my low range song, "SUCK IT TENORS!" i think that it is kink of catchy and it gets my point across. if you have any idea for lyrics please tell me.

The Weekly Riddle

i stole this idea from Alison but i shall now post riddles and give you a week to try and solve them so here is the first one.

a dead man is lying in a room. in this room are 53 bicycles. How and why did he die?

Have fun! comment if you think you know the answer.

SHE

You have heard it, you have been annoyed by it, you have probably yelled at someone who has said it, you have probably even said it yourself. When someone says something that might be interpreted as sexual and then someone else says "that's what She said". If used in exces it can be the most annoying thing in the world. But have you ever stoped to think about who She is? How did She first start being such a skank who says such dirty things? These questions have been much on my mind lately because frankly, as Bo has so often sugested, i have too much free time.

So how did this joke start? I think this one guy had a slut girlfriend notorius for saying very sexual things and all if his friends make fun of him for it by saying "thats what Jackie said" whenever one of them used sexual inuendo. And after Jackie dumped him for a better guy his friends continued the joke but forgot the name and so it went from "that's what Jackie said" to "that's what What's Her Face said" to "that's what she said". And so it spread like a virus all over the country infecting our schools and malls and other hang out areas.

I beg all those who read this to try and stop saying using this horrible joke. I too am guilty of this monstosity and am trying to quit. So please let Jackie have here dignety back.

What I Learned in School Today

In my social studies class with Mr. Frey (who is THE MAN) we are learning about other religions and today we learned about Islam. So I will summarize what i learned and how ignorant Americans are.

So first of all when Islam first started some disputes were solved with poetry contests how kewl is that! Imagine if Americans did that now! Not only would that would that reduce violence it would make people smarter, more cultured, and have larger a vocab, and we need that so people can find better ways to insult others and say fuck (the lack of originality really does get boring in the boy's locker room after a while). Also it is part of the Muslim religion to give 20% of their income to charity, which is amazing. Americans don't even give 10%. And if every American who proclaimed to be a Christian gave 10% of their income that would be enough to practically end the worlds poverty and starvation, give education to children in third world countries, and cure most common diseases world wide! So any one who says that most Muslims are terrorists should be punched in the face. Just because there is one Islamic nut job doesn't mean that any of the others are. Most of them are very religious and very moral.

So i hope that you learned something from this post and that you follow the example set by the majority of Muslims. And also don't be like most Americans, greedy and ignorant, it is very unkewl.

The Name

the name of this blog is invisable stop sign (no freaken duh). i made this name origionaly for a band that me and my friends want to start, but it was vetoed thanks Bo (one of my best friends). well some of you might be saying to yourselves "WOW this title is really profound" or "hmmmmmm... what does this title mean?" well then i shall answer your unasked questions and explain the profoundness of my title. invisible stop sign means that there is a stop sign whichs represents boundries but by being invisible it means that they dont apply here. so YOU may have limits to your writing i sure as heck dont, (not here anyway English class thats a different story) and i hope that you wont limit yourself either. Happy writing.

The Method Behind the Madness

Well for those of you who dont know me I am the McFaddenator, i live on 1234 Fake st. Somewhere, IDK 55555 (pedifiles come here i dare you), I am thchnologicaly impared (making this a HUGE achievment), I cant spell for my life, and I have a lot to say. I started this blog because of that last reason, i have a lot to say and i need somewhere to say it. Hopefully i can find somethig usefull in this mass confussion of my mind, thoughts, and hair (i got a lot of hair) that will help me in me writing and creative pursuits.